2016 – 2017 Ke Alaka’i News Online Staff
Here are a few interesting “facts” about each of our staff members, as well as two truths and a lie. Can you figure out which of the three choices are false?
David Murray
Editor-in-Chief/Layout
Supreme Dark Lord of Ke Alaka’i News || Self-proclaimed horror genre addict || #HarambeLivesMatter
A. Once ate vanilla ice cream with ketchup
B. Overanalyzies movies to the point where’s it’s obnoxious
C. Collects teeth
Paul McGhiey
Editorial Assistant/Layout
Not-Quite-Supreme Dark Lord of Ke Alaka’i News || Avid comic book fan || Six-Time World Champion Bodybuilder
(*still under construction*)
A.
B.
C.
Kolbee Kealoha
Featured Editor/Photography Editor
Crazy One Direction Fan || Avid Reader || 6th-Year Gryffindor Witch and Closeted Disney Princess
A. Has been to two One Direction concerts
B. Has swallowed her own tooth before
C. Has fainted during a blood checkup
Allura Lusardi-Cohen
Student Life and Events Editor
Secretly a shark|| Want to live in a Volkswagen Van|| Ice Cube is my Dad
A. Went cage diving with sharks
B. Ate a Sea Urchin whole
C. Have to poop when I’m nervous
Michael Delicata
Senior Class Editor
Only leaves his house during a full moon || Lurks in the shadows and under your bed || Loves coffee
A. Has a knife collection
B. Has a ski mask collection
C. Is currently waiting for you at home under your bed
Ka’imi Kalei
Sports Editor
Secretly Mother Nature || Olympic Basketball player || Not very interesting
A. Born on the beach
B. Has ten cousins at Saint Francis
C. Low-key wishes she was a cheerleader
Chelsey Ishikawa
Sports Editor
Notorious sea shell dealer | Ex-anime lover | Married to a spunjah
A. Has a twin brother
B. I have no tonsils
C. Been to Atlantis
Mr. Ragus
Technical Advisor
A. Got my appendix removed at 12
B. Swam Great Barrier Reef
C. I have a tattoo